confessions of a tom boy (chapter 3 --- the zoo zoo class and 'crap' school)

Here I am again, to bore you with the brand new episode of sensational autobiography series.......chapter-3 ['crap' school and "zoo zoo class"]



so this time I am presenting the class of zoo zoo's...... (I hope u all recognize the funny cartoon characters from vodafone add. I just love them .....really...they are amazing.....) But here, it is not about those vodafone zoo zoos but I am gonna talk about some real life zoo zoos ......"Aaah.... that is gonna be interesting right??? will see........

(special note--- pls consider this as a work of art and after reading this if anyone feels like shooting me or kicking me dont worry its not your fault but the genuine reaction of frustration and anger caused by the realization of truth ( thats why they call it naked truth) hi! hi


So before telling the story of zoo zoos I wanna introduce the characters of the story first. These talented zoo zoos (area of specialization varies frm person 2 person some are gud in sleeping,some in eating, some in mouth looking but in general all were gifted in a way or other) all come from different parts of god's own zoo zoo land.And they all met in a this box like class room (centralized AC) of this "crap school" dont think it as a kind of "prep school" ( school for talented kids in US) but it was "crap school".... on that fateful day......what followed was eventful 3 yrs..............


I ( one of zoo zoos actually a bit different one ... lanky and ugly... hi!Hi i am not self praising ....)was standing amid the chaos and clattering voices of first day in that "crap school" that is when I saw a cute little zoo zoo making way 2 me......


ZOO ZOO number 1 (atom bomb)


'atom bomb" alias 'podi' was the first one who caught my attention that day, before you misunderstand the name "atombomb" for some code name of suicide bomber I must say


in reality the zoo zoo has no resemblence to its name and was scared of even a "pottas" ( a small explosive the kids use 2 play with in gods own zoo zoo land), eventhough this zoo zoo looks and feels harmless dont under estimate it's capacities... it can cause a lot of trouble in several other ways.... so dont over rule the possibility of danger and "Always handle with care"......


where was I.......Aah....when I was standing there in the corridor I saw this cute little one having a pair of big innocent eyes ,like those of the cat in shrek with petite/pitiful size figure (2 feet or less)



walking towards me in a zoo zoo style, swinging its body. I should confess one thing.... anyone will feel like pampering this one at first sight, it is sooooooo adorable but that will be like a suicide attempt..... it is like holding a granade in hand ; I hope u all remember my warning in red!!! and I made it as one of my friends without knowing the risks involved.... i know u might be wondering what are the risks??? may be i will tell that sad story later.......


But irrespective of all these dangers involved the zoo zoo is very special in many ways and a real fun to be with.............I quote a few specialities of this zoo zoo for u all..........

first and foremost speciality is this zoo zoo is having a tube light instead of its brain!!!! u may be shocked "a tube light"!!!!!! yes not just a tube light - 'A tube light with an old starter' so it always took 5 minutes to lit.

Every time when somebody cracked a joke in zoo zoos class one can hear a "bull snorting laughter"3 times in an interval of 5 minutes. and we all zoo zoos used to wonder the reason for this extraordinary phenomenon and later that year "zoo zoo the bbc"( another zoo zoo) came with a fair explanation after a lengthy research... and it was as follows .... 1st session happends along with everyones laughter when the switch is on , and the second one happends when the tube light flicker once and then the last one happends when the tube light finally lit.

But dont under estimate our zoo zoo because of the tube light thing actually tublight happnd due to a terrible accident which happend 5 yrs back from then. our zoo zoo was a dynamic,smart kid with bushy eye brows and soda glass thick spects and had a bulb instead of tube light!!!!!!(Any way brain was missing from birth ......some kind of manufacturing defect....)

And it was on that fateful day when she was "fine tuning "that ugly zoo zoo boy in front bench ( whether she forgot the spects that day or was it an act of desperation..... still not clear) it happend. the filament overheated and "clack" ........ the bulb was fused any way she escaped with a tubelight transplant.

However the little zoo zoo was very determined and ambitious and went on to 'shock' everyone with her 'wisdom' and went on to write two great books"101 questions ???" and " how to loose a guy in 10 days"......

The first book contains 101 questions u can ask to impress someone ........... very brilliant ones .. for example "how a submarine can have a leak in it when it is underwater ?? is it possible to leak under water???" (arre waah..... wat a logic... when it is water every where hw is it possible 2 leak that is the point our zoo zoo.... brilliant one right?? ; I told u she is 'brilliant ')

Now about the second book it is a collection of own personal experiences and examples of how to turn off someone and make them run, I am sure like in a mallu proverb " poya vazhiyil pinne pullu mulakkilla" (which I find very useful!!!)

But after all these what makes our cute little zoo zoo special is that inspite of all these celibrity status she is unaware of this hidden talents and remain humble and simple and down to earth than any other zoo zoo from zoo zoo class or the 'crap school'( "athinte yathoru ahangaravum ella ketto")

next chapter is goonna be a self introduction that is me the" zoo zoo Miss boring" and in coming days u are gonna meet


1. "zoo zoo the bbc"

2. "sugar boy"

3. "pashanathil krimi/ poisonous worm"

4. "miss springy "

5. "Giraff"

6. "kuda kambi/umbrella stick"

7. "merry worry"

8. "pinku punku"

9. "Miss pavam"

and

10. Miss cool

soooo watch out for coming episodes..........................